Sleeping With the Girls: Vol II, Chapter Fifteen

Sometimes we take things and we find we don't want them. Sometimes we throw them away; sometimes we give them back.

While having what feels like a phone conversation with Ayeka, the SI discovers that sometimes what is taken is more than should have ever been, but it cannot be given back. Dignity, respect, modesty. These things are not possessions that can be traded on a whim. As such, life has a strict No-Return Policy.

Life's not fair.

Sleeping with the Girls: Volume II, Chapter Eleven

I apologize for tardiness on this particular chapter. I kept wanting to get it out sooner rather than later, but ended up procrastinating and getting distracted and all that fun stuff.

Anyway, as this latest chapter goes to show. Even after everything's done, there's still work to be done. You have to eat, you have to sleep, take a bath... Whatever.

Oh, And let's not forget the Dirty Laundry.

Sleeping With the Girls: Vol II, Chapter Ten

The SI realizes that in doing things the normal way, he's been inadvertantly subjecting himself to the very conventions of gag-based comedy. In order to work his way around this issue and get around Naru, he enlists the aid of local Hinata straight-man (woman) character, Haruka. Then developes a plan that, rather than fight against the comedy, use it for his own means.

You know what they say: If it ain't broke... Don't fix it.

Song cue for an event in this chapter (Luna Vs Motoko):
Back To Mad, by Texas Faggot

Sleeping with the Girls: Vol II, Chapter Nine

After the fiasco the SI was caught in last chapter thanks to good ol' fashioned comedy trope in effect, our hero finds himself inadvertently befriended by Hinata's most clever resident. A situation that can only be emphasized by the fact that her nickname describes her Like a Fox. And the SI soon concocts a plan to take advantage of her nature, in exchange for some quid-pro-quo of course. But as he soon discovers, just having the fox on your side is not enough. You need to be one yourself.

Sleeping with the Girls: Vol II, Chapter Seven

A conversation with Washu over the strangeness of human psychology can do wonders for a person. The insight can also prove useful in determining exactly what needs to be done. While the SI ponders of a moral dilema, he also muses on what may become of his feline companion now that she has access to abilities long dormant.

However, you can't win them all. Sometimes, you just have to accept it's broken and move on. But as they say: "Pottery Barn Rule: You break it, you own it."

Sleeping with the Girls: Vol. II, Chapter 6

Sadly for the SI, the (arguably) enjoyable pitstop in the sanctity of the Masaki home must come to an end. But not before Washu manages to squeaze in just a little bit more useful advice... All in the name of SCIENCE! However once the jump occurs, life decides to throw a real poser at the SI. On top of this, there may be a few Faulty Fabrications to deal with.



Special included. The visual markings of the three custom shotgun shell types given to the SI by Washu from the previous chapter.

Sleeping with the Girls: Vol. II: Chapter Five

While Luna naps, the SI comes to realize the consequences of his knowledge can put him in some precarious situations. Some easy to deal with, some not so easy to deal with. It goes without saying that there are things out there that may seem impossible to overcome. And there are things that only a fool may deal with. But the universe has a funny way of solving problems.
Sometimes, you may just be the only fool who can do the job, or the only fool who WILL do the job. Either way, such people may find themselves forced to become something not even a fool can match. Sometimes, they become: Better Fools.

Sleeping with the Girls: Vol II, Chapter 4

Mihoshi's back! And even the god of poverty and misfortune doesn't have her figured out. For the SI, being caught between her, a princess who WILL have her way (even if it means TOUGH LOVE), hyperdimensional beings who don't subscribe to human modesty, and the conventions of gag humor... There is no plan in existence that can be truly considered to be FOOLPROOF.

Sleeping with the Girls: Vol II Chapter 3

The latest chapter of the project is now up at fanfiction.net.

"What's New Pussycat?"

After the 'Insert' is given his new suit, it's time to get used to the little upgrade, one fumble at a time. And there's more to a catgirl than her good looks. Read to find out. Plus a little extra.

The Hazard Suit control watch up close, and the suit itself. The 'watch face' is my design work. While the suit is the work of Slade.